I would like to have my own kennel, please.

July 22, 2012 in General, Just For Fun

Sorry mom, this one is taken!

I would like my own kennel please. Something with a secure lock that small children and husbands will have difficulty manipulating. I don’t need a lot of room to move around in. All I really need is enough space to sit with a laptop in tow. I won’t even ask to stand up or turn around. Let’s face it, if I actually had my very own kennel, I wouldn’t be wasting time stretching my legs, now would I?

I would like the same respect my dogs get when they kennel themselves, please. Everyone knows when they decide to withdraw to their kennels, not to bother them until they come out. If this is an addable feature, I’ll gladly pay extra for it.

I would like a cup holder for my coffee, please, and if you could send someone along to refill it whenever it’s empty, that’d be great. My creamer is in the fridge, and the coffee in the coffee pot. Ideally, the cup would never be empty, and the person filling it wouldn’t have a hundred things to fill my time up with, “since I’m not busy.”

I would like to order this kennel right away. Perhaps after I wrestle my wallet and car keys from the baby, who is now heading for the toilet.

Might I also order a blanket for hiding Important Things under? The dogs never seem to get their bones stolen when they hide things under theirs…

Do you have a blogging problem?

April 25, 2012 in Just For Fun

If you are viewing this page, you or someone you know think you may be a blogaholic and require treatment. Blogaholism is a serious condition that may lead to computer butt, sleeplessness, and carpal tunnel syndrome. You may be a blogaholic if:

 

  1. You don’t know the name of your cousin in Italy, but you have the profile of someone who commented on one of your comments on a comment in someone else’s post memorized.
  2. You have a stat tracker so advanced it can tell you what toothpaste your last visitor used—and you think it’s off because the only visit recorded is your own.
  3. You make someone else drive on family vacation so you can blog on your phone.
  4. You scream and shake hands all around the work elevator because your blog got on the technorati top 100 list.
  5. You request time off for depression when your blog slinks back into obscurity the next day.
  6. You check for comments ten minutes after making a post.
  7. You are sure the spam filter is destroying every comment in sight, seeing as there isn’t any comments at all.
  8. You have a notebook beside your bed just in case you get a post idea in the middle of the night.
  9. You bi-pass the notebook and just blog it instead when you get an idea in the middle of the night.
  10. You read this post and laughed.

If any of these sound like you, I’m sorry, but you’re a blogaholic. The only known treatments for blogaholism are Y2k and the zombie apocalypse. Until then, you’re probably hopeless.

 

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The Groomer’s Alphabet

March 10, 2012 in Just For Fun

If you haven’t done the Shaking Dog Dance, you’ve clearly never bathed a dog. ;-)

Wordless Wednesday

December 21, 2011 in Just For Fun

Snoopy, you’ve taught me something too.

December 13, 2011 in General, Just For Fun

I’m never going to stop sketching dog portraits. I never realized how much joy drawing my canine friends could bring me, or just how much you could learn from each portrait. Snoopy the beardie has one of my top favorite blogs (you know, the kind of blog where you never miss a blog post?) and I was really looking forward to doing his portrait. I ended up doing several sketches trying to get him right. Once again, it’s much harder to capture a pet rather than a dog. Here’s what I learned:

  • The eyes are everything.

I told you guys how it’s much harder to draw a pet than just a dog in my post about Prudence. Well with Snoopy I learned that eyes are truly a window to a dog’s soul. Snoopy has the most amazing eyes I’ve ever seen in a dog, and it was wonderful working to capture them. Conveying how pretty they are is one thing, showing that glint of mischief is a lot harder!

  • White hair is really hard to draw.

I mean really hard. You’re not actually drawing the hair but the absence of hair. You’re drawing around the hair, or the shadow of the hair, but not the hair itself? I did a good job on Snoop’s nose and eyes. I’m still poking at his chest. Meh. It’s not as easy as you’d think!

 

Snoopy is such a character, if I was able to capture even 1% of his personality on paper, than I’ve done a good job for a beginning artist. Really though, there is no touching a dog like that. Snoopy, you are one awesome dog <3

Snoopy’s Owner: If you’d like the originals please e-mail me at bossdog AT roccoshouse.com with a mailing address. :) I’m looking forward to hearing from you! I hope these sketches look at least a little like the amazing Snoopy to you.

 

Oh Prudence, I’ve learned so much from you.

December 10, 2011 in Just For Fun

We rely on dogs to comfort us, to play with us, to make us go for walks, to keep us happy. Very occasionally, a dog can teach us to be humble too. I want to thank Prudence and her Mom from the bottom of my heart for letting me sketch her. There are some things you just can’t learn in a classroom. Here is what I learned from Prudence:

A pet is much harder to draw than a dog.

I can sketch Treeing Walker Coonhounds all day long. They have flat short coats that are easy to copy. They don’t have a particularly large amount of wrinkles, or anything difficult or detailed. But Prudence isn’t just a coonhound, she’s Prudence. Capturing Prudence in a recognizable sketch was way harder. It was so much harder than I thought it would be that I had to drop my original sketch and focus on her face instead. I hope Mom will be able to recognize her dog in the portrait, and that it’s not just another coonhound in that sketch, but Prudence herself.

Know the subject.

This may sound like the same thing, but it isn’t at all. When I first started sketching Prudence, a big mistake I made was in just assuming that the action she was performing would sum up her spirit. Um…no. Treeing Walker Coonhounds are, and I quote from a site about the breed, “The People’s Choice” of Coonhounds. They’re so much more than just another hound. Barooo!!!

On a personal note, I loved sketching Prudence because I know so much more about her than I used to. I never noticed that funny little almost diamond on her nose. I didn’t realize just how long her ears are. .I had absolutely no idea she folds them back as best she can when she’s taking a drink.

Here’s to you Prudence. :) I loved drawing your portrait.

And Prudence’s Mom? If you’d like the original sent to you, I’d be happy to mail it off. The scanner is not kind to your dog at all. >.<

Would someone like to have their dog sketched?

December 6, 2011 in Just For Fun

My first sketch

Last year I went to Hawaii. I had a wonderful time with my husband, and spent the vast majority of my time out doing cool stuff. Occasionally, I had to do not cool stuff, like spending hours in the laundry facility waiting for my laundry to get done. Out of sheer boredom, I bought a sketch book, borrowed a pencil, and used a postcard I planned to mail to my mom to draw the picture to the left. I think it turned out pretty good.

Since then I’ve continued to draw, mainly cartoons and doodles, and I’ve decided I’d like to do a little bit more. I’d like to try drawing dogs. I was wondering if you, my blog buddies, would like to have an artistic rendering of your dog? If you would, please let me know in the comment section. Here are the rules:

1. Don’t throw a tantrum if it doesn’t come out the way you want it.

I’m not looking to make a career out of becoming in artist. Its okay to critique the picture, but realize I am not going to go back and fix every little thing/redo the sketch because it is off in some way.

2. I reserve the right to choose the medium.

Which means you might get an oil pastel, a charcoal drawing, a pencil sketch, or markers. My husband bought me the entire art store when I first started sketching. I’d like to use some of the newer things he got me!

 

And that’s it! If you’d like me to try drawing your dog, please say so in the comments. Please include your dogs name, a word about the dogs personality, and a link to a picture/s. I will choose one based on how well I think I can pull the sketch off, and let you know who I chose and why in a couple of days. :)

Thanks for playing!

 

Teach Your Dog To Find Your Car Keys

December 5, 2011 in Dog Training, Just For Fun

Okay we all do it. We set our keys down right beside the door, forget about them, and then spend a frantic fifteen minutes searching all over for them right before work. Wouldn’t it be nice if your dog could give you a little wink and a nod in the right direction?

I taught Rocco to find my keys, cellphone, and wallet. (My three most easily lost items. >.<) I did so using scent work, and found it was actually very easy and fun. You can too in just ten simple steps.

To teach this you will need:

1. A good attitude

2. An item you want your dog to find.

3. An easily recognizable, non-sticky scent.

4. A treat/toy/something your dog really really likes

5. And good knowledge of your dog. These training tips are based on food-motivated eager workers. If your dog isn’t motivated by the same things, or gets too excited with a happy voice, or walks off if he’s not on a leash, use your knowledge of the dog to help this training work correctly. These aren’t rules. They’re guidelines!

I used binaca breath spray because it has a strong minty smell, and didn’t leave a sticky residue on my keys. The scent also lasts a long time, and if I can still smell a vague mint smell on my keys, Rocco can definitely smell it.

Step One: Prep work.

Spray your keys, wallet, cell phone, or whatever it is you lose with your choice scent. Use common sense here. Don’t dunk your automatic door opener in a vat of liquid, test your wallet for color fastness, etc. Enclose yourself in a small room with your dog. I closed my dog in the office with me to start with.

Step Two: Introduce the scent.

Show your dog the item. Most dogs will automatically sniff anything you put near their face. Tell him, “Find it!” and immediately reward as soon as he sniffs it. Repeat this step until your dog is sniffing it on queue. You can test it to see if he’s connected sniffing it with the word/treat/toy by moving it slightly to one side. If he turns his head to sniff it, he’s probably got the idea.

Step Three: Make it a teensy bit harder.

Once your dog is solid on sniffing it on command, put it on the floor just in front of him so he has to lower his head to sniff it. Even if he’s solid on sniffing it on your hand, its possible that he won’t connect sniffing it on the ground as the same thing. That’s okay. Point at it with your fingers, jingle it, do what it takes to get even a curiosity sniff out of him. When he does reward a lot!

Step Four: And a little harder…

Move it so he has to take a step to get it. Ask him to find it, and if he doesn’t repeat the jingling, pointing, excited-voiced sounds to find-it. You will know if your dog is ready to move on if every time you ask he steps forward confidently and sniffs it. At this point you may want to teach your dog to do something besides touch it if he finds the smell. If you lose your keys in a place he can’t reach (like the key rack for instance) he may not know what to do if he can’t touch it. You can have your dog sit or down for this. My dog resolved the problem by simply getting as close as he could to the smell (standing on his hind legs) so it was pretty obvious when he’d found it.

Step Five: And a little harder…

Now drop them four or five feet away and ask for the same thing. This may not be as difficult for him, but be prepared to take a step back if he doesn’t quite get it. Don’t ever let your dog become frustrated, or become frustrated at the dog.

Step Six: The hiding begins!

By now your dog has a pretty good idea that finding means to sniff the object. If your dog does not have a reliable distance sit, you will need a helper to hold the dog for you. With your dog watching, hide the item behind something. Make it as obvious as you can. I used a cracker box, and let him see me slowly lower it behind the box. Tell him to find it, and let your helper release the dog. If he can’t find it, even though he saw you put it there, help him find it by leading him/calling him over. Lots of treats/praise/whatever makes him happy when he finds it! Keep “Hiding” it this way until he is consistently going to it.

Step Seven: Now don’t let him see it.

Close him out of the room, and hide it in a VERY easy location, but out of sight. This is where having a small room is awesome. I hid it behind me desk, and then let him back in the room. (He’s usually pressed up against the door begging to be let back in.) Ask him to find it. If he doesn’t immediately start looking, lead him towards it and praise him happily for finding it as if he had. Make him feel wonderful and genius for finding those old keys. Keep repeating, hiding in new EASY locations until he is consistently finding them himself. Don’t rush this one, a solid foundation is pretty important.

Step Eight: Teach him it can be “up” too.

Now that he’s got the idea solidly, help him to understand that when you lose your keys, you usually don’t drop them on the floor. Start from scratch on this one, by putting it up, but in a place he can see easily. (The couch, footstool, bed etc. work great for this.) Put it where it can clearly be seen at first, working with him consistently until he can find it even when it’s up. Your dog has a keen sense of smell and should be able to smell it even if it is higher than he can reach. If you haven’t taught him to sit/down/whatever when he can’t reach it, now is the time to really watch him for his own commands.

Step Nine: Teach him it can be in something too.

Show him a drawer he can easily see into. (Bottom drawer of a night stand, coffee table drawer etc.) Let him watch you drop it in, and shut the drawer. Ask him to find it. If he doesn’t get it, don’t worry about it. Just as before, lead him over to the drawer, and encourage him to sniff at it. Show him the keys in the drawer, and congratulate him for finding it. It’s okay to leave it open the first couple of times, or even just a crack. Keep at it until you both know he can find the keys even in a drawer.

Step ten: Keep it fresh!

Now your dog can find your keys/wallet/whatever has the smell pretty much anywhere. Don’t forget to keep refreshing his memory with fun find-it games, and never punish your dog for not being able to find it, even if you really have lost them. (After all, if you accidentally left them in your car, how can you blame him for not finding them in the house?) The next time you lose your keys, be grateful that you have your trusted companion to help you look!

Blog Trailer

November 30, 2011 in Just For Fun

Yeah I know, how many people make a movie trailer previewing their blog?

I actually just wanted to play with my video editing software and make sure I knew what I was doing before I tried my hand and how-to videos and more complicated stuff. The resulting video is short, humorous, and…well…a learning experience. I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed making it!